i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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