420 ftw
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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