You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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