He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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