remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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