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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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