sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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