i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's rum buckets o'clock
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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