I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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