I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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