Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
