what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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