Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Randomize
