Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
