i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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