I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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