Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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