Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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