My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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