I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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