I am puke
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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