Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Randomize
