Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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