Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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