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Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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