Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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