for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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