Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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