The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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