Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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