Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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