my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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