The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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