My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
How does one acquire holy water?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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