Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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