well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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