My nipple is on Facebook.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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