And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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