When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Is it because I queefed?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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