Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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