If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Someone shattered a urinal.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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