Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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