Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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