I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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