hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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