so that wasnt chicken after all
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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