that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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