Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
This is my gift to your gina
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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