Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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