If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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