I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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